Smiley Chat
Meet the Skipster and Then Go Shower…
Oct 26th
What’s good, ladies and gents? You all know I’m guilty of being a bit of a gossip, so why would I skimp on the details about our new hire, Skip ‘The Skipster’ Smiley! Skip will be the face of SmileyCentral, and will work hard to keep you informed about the hottest new apps, news and water cooler gossip…oh, and himself (which seems to be high on his priority list).
He’s already made quite an impression on the office staff, and is very…er… interesting. Not to mention, his outfits have most definitely added some zest to the workplace. But don’t worry, I won’t let anyone steal my thunder around here. We all know who rules this office runway.
I’ve conducted a mini-interview with our new anchor to give you all a small dose of Skip (trust me, you’ll thank me it’s not a larger dose). If he needs to be straightened out, though, I think we all know I can train ‘em well! 
: Skip, what would you say is your most unique quality as the new reporter for SmileyCentral?
: My unmatched charm and ability to woo the ladies with only my natural scent. Next…
: Wow. So, if you could “woo” one lady from history with a breaking news story, who would you choose?
: Has anyone ever told you you’re eyes are beautiful? They look like the marble countertops in my kitchen.
: Um, okay. Thanks. So would you say you have a natural ease in front of the cameras?
: Everything about me is au naturale, if you know what I’m sayin’…
: Last question. I heard you also have an interest in freestyling. If you could report one SmileyCentral report to the tune of any rap, what would it be?
: Gangsta’s Paradise. I know how to roll wit the homies.
Friend Skip on Facebook here!
Well, there you have it, folks. That’s ’The Skipster’ in a nutshell! Stay tuned for more news from me (and Skip), and pray that I don’t get stuck alone with him in the elevator. Down, tiger! Ohh, the price of beauty…
By the way, do you have a ‘Skip’ type in your office? I want to know if there are more of these guys out there…haha.
Later!
What’s Yo’ Status?!
Oct 20th
Hey everyone! Today’s topic is one that is near and dear to all of us…
Facebook Statuses.
I’m not talking about Facebook relationship statuses, which have (somehow) become the pillar of legitimacy when it comes to declaring yourself single or taken. I’m talking about your actual Facebook statuses, where you complain about your day, brag about your too-good-to-be-true jobs, quote Lady Gaga and inform the public that you’re doing laundry in your basement and to come find you if you’re not back in five hours. Well, I have good news for you!
With the growing popularity of Smiley Chat for Facebook, Smiley Central has now given you the ability to inject Smileys into your statuses! If you’ve downloaded the Smiley app on Facebook, you’ll now see a little Smiley face appear next to your status bar, like this one:
Once you click on the little happy face, you’ll see a box where you can select classic or seasonal Smileys (like the one below, which happens to be decked out for Halloween):
To spruce up your status with a Smiley, simply click on the little guy of your choice and you’ll see a code appear in your status bar. Once you post your update, the Smiley you’ve selected will appear:
How baller is that?!
In case you haven’t yet, it’s time to get with the program and download this awesome app! Now, when you want to tell the world how much your boyfriend cried while watching Titanic, you can say it with a Smiley! 
Well, what do you think?!?!
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not…
Oct 12th
Hey! How’s everyone doing on this bright and beautiful Tuesday? I’m all smiles (just in case you were wondering), not only beacause our brand new app, Smiley Chat for Facebook, is getting some AWESOME stats and reviews in the news, but ALSO because I have a new crush who seems too good to be true! Ahhh!
So, Smiley Chat is spreading like wild fire and users are loving it almost as much as I’m digging the hot, new guy on Glee. Yeah, I said it. The blond Glee hottie isn’t my crush though…well, I mean…he’s not my main crush. I’m writing to you, my loyal Webfetti fans, to get some solid dating advice. Don’t steer me wrong! I have a few questions that I would like answered before I proceed to overthink this potential relationship (hehe). I may be flirtatious and outgoing, but I want to make sure I don’t do anything to sabotage my love connection now that he seems to be interested back! Keep your fingers crossed!
First and foremost, how long is it appropriate to “date” before things become Facebook official? 3 days? 3 weeks? 3 months? Help me out!
Secondly, I can’t cook! What if my crush (who we shall call ”Ringo” until I’m allowed to disclose this important information to the public) is a great chef, and the most extravagant delicacy I can make is Easy Mac? And no, I’m not kidding…
Also, Halloween is coming up! YAY! This spooktacular holiday is one of my fave times of year, so aside from sending ”Ringo” the most adorable Halloween Graphics from Webfetti, should I ask him to come to a costume party with me?
Maybe I should just send him this…
Is that too forward?!? Haha.
Anyway, I’d love to hear what you all think of a) Smiley Chat for Facebook and b) my dating crisis. Send me your thoughts and be honest! Until next time, peace, love and happiness! 
You’re Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile!
Oct 11th
This Columbus Day, I want to honor a very special guy who has profoundly impacted the world as we know it. He’s changed the way society lives, breathes and socializes. This individual has discovered new, exciting territories, and, in return, has gained a world of followers. This icon is none other than…(drumroll, please)…
The Smiley
It is with tremendous pleasure that I announce to you the astonishing discovery of Smiley Chat for Facebook. This little, yellow dude has paved the way for other…yellow dudes…to follow in his footsteps into the magical world of Facebook. Cue the trumpets.
Say “adios” to plain text emoticons in your Facebook Chats and welcome a new society of Smileys (and more) that will modernize and pimp-ify your chats. With Smileys and Graphics for every mood and situation, now you can inject your conversations with our fun little guys instead of the usual 
and 
that everyone is so used to seeing. BORING!
Not ONLY does Smiley Chat automatically insert sweet Smileys into your convos, but it also transforms everyday Internet lingo into sparkly, wacky graphics (and let’s be serious, who doesn’t love sparkles?). Now, instead of sending “LOL” to your buds, they’ll get the 21st century version:
If you ask us, it’s about stinkin’ time! Smiley Chat’s popularity is spreading faster than the bed bug epidemic, so don’t be last in line to get the hottest have-to-have! Note: Pushing and shoving is not necessary.
All you have to do to get this awesome app is head to Smiley Central on Facebook, where you’ll be taken through simple step-by-step instructions. Before you know it, you’ll be the envy of all of your friends and they’ll want to join you on this incredible adventure in discovering new lands, too. Keep it real, kids, and let me know what you think about my fave, new app!