This Columbus Day, I want to honor a very special guy who has profoundly impacted the world as we know it. He’s changed the way society lives, breathes and socializes. This individual has discovered new, exciting territories, and, in return, has gained a world of followers. This icon is none other than…(drumroll, please)…

The Smiley 

It is with tremendous pleasure that I announce to you the astonishing discovery of Smiley Chat for Facebook. This little, yellow dude has paved the way for other…yellow dudes…to follow in his footsteps into the magical world of Facebook. Cue the trumpets.

Say “adios” to plain text emoticons in your Facebook Chats and welcome a new society of Smileys (and more) that will modernize and pimp-ify your chats. With Smileys and Graphics for every mood and situation, now you can inject your conversations with our fun little guys instead of the usual :P and :( that everyone is so used to seeing. BORING!

Not ONLY does Smiley Chat automatically insert sweet Smileys into your convos, but it also transforms everyday Internet lingo into sparkly, wacky graphics (and let’s be serious, who doesn’t love sparkles?). Now, instead of sending “LOL” to your buds, they’ll get the 21st century version:

 

If you ask us, it’s about stinkin’ time! Smiley Chat’s popularity is spreading faster than the bed bug epidemic, so don’t be last in line to get the hottest have-to-have! Note: Pushing and shoving is not necessary.

All you have to do to get this awesome app is head to Smiley Central on Facebook, where you’ll be taken through simple step-by-step instructions. Before you know it, you’ll be the envy of all of your friends and they’ll want to join you on this incredible adventure in discovering new lands, too. Keep it real, kids, and let me know what you think about my fave, new app!