Posts tagged shopping
The Biatch Behind the Blog
Nov 16th
What’s good, everyone?! Sorry I’ve been MIA for a while, but I’ve been putting out fires all over the place this week! Recently, I’ve had two friends go through family drama, boy drama and my most intolerable kind of drama… shopping drama. Don’t get me started on lazy customer service people and rude sales assistants. I won’t mention any specific stores, but I will say a certain shoe establishment at my favorite fashionista hot spot will no longer receive this girl’s biz. Anyway, all of these recent situations (and seeing ‘Eat, Pray, Love’ this weekend) have forced me to do some soul-searching to re-evaluate my life, so I figured I would share my revelations with you- my favorite fans!
I’ve conveniently “borrowed” this survey that I found on a friend’s Facebook page (shh! Don’t tell!) for you to get some Jenni insights!
THREE WAYS I AM STILL A KID
1. I still eat chicken nuggets that are shaped like dinosaurs…and sometimes I dip them in ketchup and bite their heads off. Never gets old.
2. I love Disney World. But let’s be serious…who doesn’t?!
3. Sometimes when I have a bad day, the only thing that will make me feel all better is a hug from Mom or Dad.
THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO
1. Find my soul mate.
2. Go to Fiji for a tropical vacation and spend my days relaxing on the beach and taking in the sights.
3. Write a novel.
THREE WAYS THAT I’M A STEREOTYPICAL “BOY”
1. I have a dirty mind…stinkin’ thing is always in the gutter.
2. I’d rather watch a football game over The Real Housewives of New Jersey anytime.
3. If it’s worthy, I will check out a girl’s butt and say “Daaamn!”
THREE WAYS THAT I’M A STEREOTYPICAL “GIRL”
1. I’m obsessed with shoes. I have like 100 pairs. 100 going on 300.
2. I gossip like it’s nobody’s business.
3. Every once in a while, I need to watch a good chick flick, eat Ben & Jerrys by the gallon and cry my eyes out. I’m entitled.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME
1. Death.
2. Tidal Waves.
3. Carrot Top.
THREE OF MY EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS
1. My navy blue eyeliner. Yeah, I’m spunky.
2. My computer. What’s a blogger/writer to do without her trusty computer?
3. Coffee.
Well, hopefully this has given you a taste of Jenni. It definitely got me thinking and made me realize that I’m a pretty cool chick! 
I would love to hear all about you guys, as you’re the ones I devote so much of my time to with The Hotsheet! Let me know some tidbits about you! Oh, and don’t forget to check into Webfetti for the latest and greatest Thanksgiving goods!
It’s Never Too Soon For Turkey…or Tofurkey. Whatever Floats Your Gravy Boat.
Nov 1st
Happy Monday all of my loyal followers and ‘fetti first-timers! I hope everyone had a fantastic Halloween weekend! I just LOVE seeing all of the little kids dressed up and running from door-to-door in their adorable (and occasionally disturbing) costumes. Have you ever noticed that there’s always that ONE kid who grabs a handful of candy from your bowl and runs away after you specifically said ”please take one”? This year for me, it was a boy dressed up as Snooki from The Jersey Shore. And no, I’m not kidding.
Anyway, now that our fond memories of vampires, mummies and bats are officially “so yesterday,” we can focus our attention on bigger and better things, like THANKSGIVING! There’s nothing I love more than a day completely devoted to four of my favorite f’s: family, friends, food and football. Fashion took the day off. I was not at all surprised when I entered the mall this weekend and found that Halloween decorations are no-longer. Christmas and Hanukkah decorations are up, but it seems the shopping mall may have forgotten about Thanksgiving! Instead of having Santa come to the mall for photos, I think we need to get a turkey up in that joint! We can’t neglect November holidays!
This past month, our Halloween graphics did SO well, that we want to give you all a head-start sending Thanksgiving loot. Try and send even more than you did for Halloween. The Pilgrims and Indians would be proud. Here are some of our new Thanksgiving graphics, hot off the press for you to gift:
Well, what do you think of our new swag? Do you have any fun plans for Thanksgiving this year? Here at Webfetti, we’re already preparing for the joyous occasion, and there’s even talk of having a formal, sit-down dinner one night! After all, work family is just an extension of your own family, right? You do spend the majority of your days with your co-workers. If this employee soiree happens, I can be extra thankful since there’s a good chance I’ll be sitting across from some serious hunks. Let’s just hope I don’t get stuck breaking the wishbone with the office don juan (cough, cough, Skip Smiley, cough cough).
So tell me, what are YOU thankful for this year?
Don’t Rain on My Parade
Sep 3rd
It’s 
weekend, which means people all over will be celebrating with picnics, barbecues, parades and, of course, shopping!!! I know you all have a lot to do to prepare for the holiday (like stock up on junk food and find those white pants to wear one last time), so I’ll try and keep this short and sweet.
This weekend, while you’re enjoying the nice weather (or Hurricane Earl), why not take some fun snapshots of you and your besties? Play paparazzi this Labor Day and get that candid picture of your girls attempting to play horseshoes, the old man who fell asleep on the parade float and your Uncle Vinny’s singed eyebrows from his bratwurst grilling incident.
After you’ve had enough of the photography gig, head to our Photo Editor and play around, adding cool graphics, fun effects and baller borders to your pics. Besides, we have a feeling you’ll want to get practicing with our Photo Editor contest RIGHT around the corner.
Can you guess what the theme might be?
Hint: If you take a guess, we’ll give you an A+ for effort!
A Picture Says a Thousand Words
Sep 1st
Hey everyone?! Its hump day, which means the weekend is ALMOST here…finally! What do you all plan on doing this upcoming holiday weekend? My game plan is to grab a few of my closest girlfriends and welcome September by getting my shopping spree on! Labor Day weekend = sales galore! In my book, there is no such thing as too much retail therapy and I am in need of a serious therapy session!
It stinks that the summer is pretty much over, but I have to say, I’m really pumped to expand my fall wardrobe. With my birthday coming up (and more importantly, my birthday celebration), I need to make sure I have a hot, new outfit for all of the pictures I’ll be snapping (even though I know most of my friends will head right for Webfetti’s Photo Editor to give me some goofy glasses and a wacky get-up)! Below, see Exhibit A:
The Photo Editor lets you turn totally blah pictures into bangin’ works of art with funky graphics, tons of text, fun frames, exciting effects and so much more. I’ve spent countless hours pimping out pictures to post to my BFF’s Facebook walls. It’s almost as addictive as Twilight…almost.
A little birdie 
told me that there is a Photo Editor contest comin’ up right around the corner, which means you should get practicing if you want to snatch some fancy-schmancy prizes in the near future! (I’ll do my best to get the inside scoop for you…shhh! Don’t tell!) So, give it to me straight… what’s YOUR favorite Photo Editor feature?!
I’m No Luda, But I’m a Pro Wrapper…
Aug 26th
What’s up ‘fetti folks?! Hopefully you’re having an awesome week so far… at least thirsty Thursday is finally here! This week, aside from working with the Webfetti team to set up some AWESOME surprises for you, I’ve been super swamped planning for my birthday bash next month. It’s going to be epic… details to come!
It seems I’m not the only Virgo though, because I’ve been craaaazy busy trying to attend parties for my friends and fam, too. Don’t get me wrong- I love ‘em, but it’s been a little hard on my purse-strings, if you know what I’m sayin’. At this rate, I’ll never afford the new Michael Kors boots I’ve been eyeing for my b-day bonanza.
OR WILL I?!?!
Luckily, Webfetti has given me the PERFECT solution: Free Facebook gifts! I’m able to “gift” any ‘fetti Glitter, Graphic or Smiley and personalize it for the lucky b-day guy or gal.
Today, I sent my friend Kasey the most adorable birthday cupcake AND because I chose the “Give this as a gift” button on the right side of the page, I was taken step-by-step through customizing a tag, picking out some sweet gift wrap and writing a personalized message…just like a real gift.
Now it’s on her Facebook wall for the world to see (and I’m one step closer to those b.e.a-utiful boots). The real question is, which fun Webfetti gift should I sent to the hottie-with-a-body I’ve got my eye on?!
Send me your thoughts!