Posts tagged SmileyCentral
Yep, you heard me correctly. Who cares that it’s Tuesday when today is NATIONAL GARLIC DAY! LOL! I expect you all to go home after work today and whip up some yummy Italian dish with plenty of garlic (unless, of course, you have a date, in which case I’d advise against celebrating this holiday).
In all seriousness though, I LOVE me some garlic… so who’s makin’ me dinner?! Hehe. Aside from National Garlic Day, which exists to promote the many uses of the oh-so-yumtastic herb/vegetable, we’re also less than a week away from Easter! I LOVE Easter, not only because of the egg hunts, amazing food and little kids dressing in their Sunday finest, but it’s also a great excuse to head to Webfetti (my fave place in the world, obvi!).
Webfetti has tons of Easter Graphics, Smileys, Glitter and more, so be sure to check it out and start sending your friends and fam some holiday love while you still can! Also, on a side note, don’t forget to grab our exclusive Easter Smiley Pack for iPhone! What’s better than injecting our sassy Smileys right into your Facebook messages, texts and emails? Nothing!
Again, Happy Garlic Day all you ‘Fetti fans! I expect you all to be cookin’ up a storm! ‘Til next time, Bon Appetit!
What’s good, ladies and gents? You all know I’m guilty of being a bit of a gossip, so why would I skimp on the details about our new hire, Skip ‘The Skipster’ Smiley! Skip will be the face of SmileyCentral, and will work hard to keep you informed about the hottest new apps, news and water cooler gossip…oh, and himself (which seems to be high on his priority list).
He’s already made quite an impression on the office staff, and is very…er… interesting. Not to mention, his outfits have most definitely added some zest to the workplace. But don’t worry, I won’t let anyone steal my thunder around here. We all know who rules this office runway.
I’ve conducted a mini-interview with our new anchor to give you all a small dose of Skip (trust me, you’ll thank me it’s not a larger dose). If he needs to be straightened out, though, I think we all know I can train ‘em well!
: Skip, what would you say is your most unique quality as the new reporter for SmileyCentral?
: My unmatched charm and ability to woo the ladies with only my natural scent. Next…
: Wow. So, if you could “woo” one lady from history with a breaking news story, who would you choose?
: Has anyone ever told you you’re eyes are beautiful? They look like the marble countertops in my kitchen.
: Um, okay. Thanks. So would you say you have a natural ease in front of the cameras?
: Everything about me is au naturale, if you know what I’m sayin’…
: Last question. I heard you also have an interest in freestyling. If you could report one SmileyCentral report to the tune of any rap, what would it be?
: Gangsta’s Paradise. I know how to roll wit the homies.
Friend Skip on Facebook here!
Well, there you have it, folks. That’s ’The Skipster’ in a nutshell! Stay tuned for more news from me (and Skip), and pray that I don’t get stuck alone with him in the elevator. Down, tiger! Ohh, the price of beauty…
By the way, do you have a ‘Skip’ type in your office? I want to know if there are more of these guys out there…haha.